Justin Warren
Justin imprinted on 80s action movies like a duckling does on its mother. His first full sentence was “Sweep the leg,” and he once tried to moonwalk across the cafeteria while holding a boombox over his head like Say Anything meets Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.
He spent his teenage years trying to recreate the Ferris Bueller parade scene using only his cousin’s boom box and a borrowed riding lawnmower. It did not go well.
A die-hard fan of movies with explosions, training montages, or a strong saxophone solo, Justin spent the 90s convinced he was the long-lost member of the Mighty Ducks. He has seen Timecop more times than he’s seen his own birth certificate and has very strong opinions about Cool Runnings.
On TRGMS, Justin is the spark plug—bringing hot takes, sudden rewatches of Labrynth, and an almost alarming level of emotional investment in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II.