Brian Koontz
Brian was born just in time to absorb the full brunt of 80s cinema in real time. As a child, he treated E.T. like it was a training video in case his own bike ever started flying. He saw The Empire Strikes Back in the theater and spent the next decade trying to move objects with his mind.
He once got suspended from school for quoting RoboCop during a fire drill (“I’d buy that for a dollar!”), and his first kiss was ruined when he paused My Girl and said, “This part’s hilarious.”
He believes all of life’s great questions can be answered by watching Die Hard, The Karate Kid or The Goonies, preferably over the course of a single afternoon.
Brian is the walking IMDB of the crew—armed with behind-the-scenes trivia, box office stats, and conspiracy theories about alternate cuts of The Road Warrior.